17. The_Eggman (EQ:2:17)

As The Eggman went to town to town, the spicier souls that he absorbed gave him bad gas. He then let out a great fart, with a loud "POOOOOOOOOT". At that instance, Guitar Hero became uneasy and started to have nightmares...

3. ChosenWaffle (EQ:3:3)

The Gravy Waffle awoke, only to realize that people were bouncing on him. Normally, this would make him shake like last month’s supper, but he decided to let them bounce because it brought him pleasure.