Asian Shopkeeper

You buy? Is vely good! Ten dolla!

The Asian shopkeeperwas a store owner in The Great Epic Quest who sold The B-Team the Yem-Shui Mk. IV (EQ:4:5) for the price of one LifeMufin. It was later revealed that the ship was a fake, for it was destroyed far too easily to be real. After eating the LifeMufin, he was killed by The Chef (EQ:6:9) and then resurrected to find the location of the "real" ship and the nearest cemetery (EQ:6:11). That ship, too, was a fake, and its eggbeater engines could not support The Chef's weight and crashed (EQ:6:15).